so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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