Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.