can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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