what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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