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  I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.

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  Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.

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  You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are

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• (585): View more from New York

  remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.

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