And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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