im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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