My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
