i permit you to call me
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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