Its about making memories worth repressing
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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