She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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