People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it was like eating out sand paper
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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