we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!