in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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Rumble strips road head = magical
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill