dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.