Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.