He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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