How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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