i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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