We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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