im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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