I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
