Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just found a bag of teeth...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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