doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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