I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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