What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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