I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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