dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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