what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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