after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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