OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It's just like the Real World with babies
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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