i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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