whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Couch. On fire.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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