my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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