I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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