My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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