If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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