I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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