Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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