Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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