It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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