so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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