Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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