i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I need water and some morals
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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