Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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