erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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