thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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