Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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