Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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