Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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