"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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