tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
it hurts more in the daytime
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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