best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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