peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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