My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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