I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
