just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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